loving-life

when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset

me: *realizes i might have genuine feelings for someone*
me:

that’s hot

scrlett:
This is ….so true?
LMFAO

chris pine is having a rough weekend

Innovator

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE

My future wife probably laid up with her man right now thinking they gone last forever and shit..Yeah alright, see yo ass in a couple years.

big mood